Todd Carpenter is Fake Greg Swann – final post

Brian Brady nailed me from day one. I took it as a great compliment Brian. To have figured it out so fast can only mean you know me, flaws and all.

I wanted to do something like this for a while, and the blog war over the B&W video was the final motivator. My idea was to start an anonymous blog, like the original 4realz. The main problem with a blog like that it’s very hard to get traction, especially with the explosion of bloggers who are now offering their own advice.

I planned to get caught. Some of the title tags in the blogroll were clues, as was my post about Keywords, and I left the spell checker off. I knew someone would figure it out sooner or later. Jim Duncan was at the top of my list once I saw he was using REMBEX to to try to figure it out. That made me smile more than anything. But I also knew that it wouldn’t matter if a few people were pretty sure, so long as more than one blogger was posting. People who thought they knew who I was would also figure out that I wasn’t the only one. Anonymity for each post would be preserved Tony Clifton style. I also decided to wait until I saw how others responded before inviting anyone in.

The behind-the-scenes post reflects everyone who I invited in. I invited Brian because he was the first to figure it out. I invited Jay because he was the second. I invited Dustin because he was the first to discover FGS, and because, who wouldn’t want him on the team? He’s been an RE.net friend since long before Greg ever coined the term. Andy Kaufman was invited because he proved in his Agent Genius article to understand exactly who had inspired me. Daniel and Mariana were invited because I thought they, above everyone else, handled the B&W incident with the most class and humor. Only a few accepted. I’ll let them tell their own story if they wish.

I gave Greg a hint so obvious that he may have easily overlooked it. In a personal, merry X-mas email, on the night before launching FGS, I quoted from The Mouse That Roared. With respect to both sides of the B&W debate, that’s how I perceived some of the outrage. Just below the title of this blog, a second quote from the same book is staring you all right in the face.

fandi fictor Ulixes was a term cobbled from Wikipedia that roughly means, “The Deceitful Odysseus”. As Kris Berg once said, “the latin I know all comes from the back of a one dollar bill”.

Up until Friday, I was 100% positive that this would go on indefinitely. The events of the last few days changed my mind. Lots of people accused me of being the real Greg, and engaging in a publicity stunt. Some of the private mail, and deleted comments were rather offensive. I did not envision that it was going to cause problems for Greg’s reputation. Sorry Greg. Another problem was that it became obvious that virtually every reader was more concerned about “Who Is” than any of the posts that were actually about real estate. This might of changed in the future, but I only intended to create enough publicity to get the blog rolling, not consume it. The final straw was a mistake that I made that was realized by Brad Coy. My WP template did not display the authors name, but the RSS feed did. I exposed one of the contributors, which in my mind was a paramount sin. I have already apologized to that person.

This is all taking way to much effort, and the paranoia I have interacting with my online friends is getting rather unmanageable. Damn you Dan Green! ;)

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. 2000 Page views in one week is as much a credit to the real Greg Swann’s name as it is to my tomfoolery. I will mark this experiment as a failed blog, and a glorious viral marketing exercise.

I’ll continue to comment on RE.net, in public, on Blog Fiesta. It won’t be quite as much fun though, thanks for playing along.

21 Responses to “Todd Carpenter is Fake Greg Swann – final post”


  1. 1 Jay Thompson December 31, 2007 at 5:05 am

    I wouldn’t call it a “failed blog”. I prefer “experiment”. Some experiments work out, others not so much. But the important thing is to learn from them, be they “successful” or not. And I suspect you learned something.

    PS: It was your (mis)spelling of “Phoenix” on the Housechick’s link that pushed the ID the most for me. That, plus all the lenderish links.

    Shame that some thought FGS was Real GS and chose to send nasty-grams. That’s just silly.

  2. 2 loren nason December 31, 2007 at 5:09 am

    i didn’t have a clue who it was until now

    And remember don’t cross me ;)

    Russell Shaw sent me an email accusing me of being FGS :)

    i new it wouldn’t be GS because it wouldn’t seem like something he would do.

    Now back to our regularly scheduled programming

    Happy New Year

  3. 3 fakegregswann December 31, 2007 at 5:22 am

    Jay, I knew not spell checking would be a huge clue. Some were even intentional. Tereasa with an H for example. That was just to aggravate her. :P

  4. 4 Greg Swann December 31, 2007 at 5:23 am

    FWIW — not much — I had guessed it was you from the beginning, but without any confidence. The Tony Clifton remark convinced me it was Andy Kaufman, so my opinion counts for nothing.

    Don’t worry about my reputation — I don’t.

    This was fun, Todd. My hat is off to you.

  5. 5 fakegregswann December 31, 2007 at 5:55 am

    Loren, That’s great that Russell thought I was you. Dan Green called me Teresa in an email. I’m thinking Teresa got quite a bit of flack, but had nothing to do with it. On Twitter, She guessed it was me, while Jeff Turner was sure I was a women. I’d love to know who guessed what.

    Greg, I assumed many would guess right. The Tony Clifton post wasn’t originally meant to implicate Andy. When I wrote it, FGS actually raked on the first page for “Greg Swann”. I was delaying my publish times though, so my public comments wouldn’t show up at the same times. By the time it published, my post was gone, and Andy’s was there. Andy Kaufman, Tony Clifton… it was to good to be true. I implicated all sorts of people, Ines and Brian noticed how I left Jim Cronin’s link without a title, I made a remark to make it sound like I might be J. Dalton. I don’t even remember them all. I was laughing out loud most of the time.

  6. 6 Andy Kaufman December 31, 2007 at 5:58 am

    I’m just going to come out and say that I’ve never knowingly colluded, or contributed to FGS in any way, shape or form. Todd just granted me access and told me that it would make me a better, more popular blogger. I thought I was blogging about flax seed oil the whole time.

    Honest.

  7. 7 Derek December 31, 2007 at 6:34 am

    It was kind of in bad taste. I think you would have been quiet a bit more successful if you had created an blog using the name of someone who wasn’t an actual person and continued on with your SEO exposing articles and stuff.

    I was quiet convienced I knew who FGS was until I started noticing the times of the actual comment responses. I have been in bed sick so I was up between 3 and 4:00 in the morning making comments and no sooner had I made them I got responses back and I was like “there is no way xx would be up at this time in the morning.”

    I got to admit through I did get pissed to see my URL on the blogroll. I do not plan to return to blogging but I did stick the blog page back up just to keep people from going to a blank page.

  8. 8 fakegregswann December 31, 2007 at 6:44 am

    Derek,

    Are you familiar with The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs? Written by Fake Steve Jobs? Greg is a Mac guy so I knew he would get it. If you didn’t want your blog linked, you shouldn’t have played games with me. I’ll take it down though since you’re offended.

    As far as comments showing up at all hours of the night, that might eliminate a few bloggers, but in my experience, not most of them. who did you think it was?

  9. 9 Brad Coy December 31, 2007 at 6:53 am

    …blame it on being the son of a detective. I must have picked this up on my RSS feed a few days ago. I did not pay it much mind until I saw the Dan Green post and thought I’d chip my 2 cents to you for a reaction. For the record, your secret would have been safe with me although it sounds like you were being unmasked. Also, I was not looking to try and figure this out. Your hints would have gone right over my newbie head. Thanks for the holiday hi-jinks, I thought it was good fun.

  10. 10 Derek December 31, 2007 at 7:06 am

    Well I thought it was a woman based upon some of the earlier language and the way I saw it, only a handful of people would know Latin.

    I wrote down everyone who I knew had advanced degrees and who may have been exposed to Latin in college and came up with the following list: historians, lawyers, doctors and English teachers.

    Including myself, I only know of one other RE.net blogger who studied history. I read somewhere that one of the Sellius boys was a lawyer. Athol Kay and I had both gone through nursing school but I knew it couldn’t be him as we only learned the medical stuff. Then there was a female who had an English degree who also put three little dots at the end of her posts ad that was Lani.

    I tried to bait you into seeing if my guess was right and when you responded calling me Lani, I knew that not only had I been exposed but also that my guess was wrong.

    As for the fake Terri Lussier, she and I exchanged emails wondering who it may be. She actually through due to our emails that it was me and no sooner had word got around, you added her URL to the blogroll which further made her think it was me. I told her if I wanted to be a fake, I would be the fake Terri Lussier so that I could talk hillbillie and country all day and joke with myself about how North Carolina (my home state) is the fake Dayton, Ohio. Terri’s local is the Wayne Warriors. I coach at Eastern Wayne which is also the Warriors and they share colors, then I played in the Indians organization and we have Cleveland’s minor league team here. The manager for the Reds is a friend of mine and also we have the Wright Brothers in common so I told her I could easily be the Fake Terri Lussier and she told me to go for it.

    As for the Fake Steve Jobs site, I saw Matt Mullenwig’s (sp) blog (the guy who invented WordPress) about it on the WordPress Dashboard when the news of the author’s identity came out but never seen the site itself.

    I had been sick most of the week so I haven’t been reading too many RE blogs lately so I never did figure out what B&W was or what the Daniel video was about. I had to email Ardell to help get me up to speed on what all was going on and what blog wars were taking place and who was fighting with whom at the moment.

  11. 11 fakegregswann December 31, 2007 at 7:32 am

    That’s funny Derek, because after our conversation I realized that I had just eliminated Lani as a potential perpetrator. I was kicking myself.

  12. 12 Teresa Boardman December 31, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    Honestly I got a kick out of it. I guess I didn’t think it was you becasue it seemed too obvious. :) Think it was a great experiment too.
    Maybe the reason i got such a kick out of it is becasue it really didn’t matter to me who it was or why it was.

  13. 13 Mike Mueller December 31, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    I discovered the RSS slip on Dec 25th. as well for the both of you.
    I chose not to comment here but instead I put up a comment on the FGS Facebook or LinkedIn pages – I forget which.

    It was fun while it lasted. I wouldn’t have given up so early.
    I know the burden of keeping such a dark secret must have weighed heavily upon you. ; )

    Loved it!

  14. 14 Brian Brady December 31, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    The discovery WAS a compliment, Todd. The k2 team thing, at the bottom of the page, was throwing me off the track; Jay Thompson has one also.

    You’ve always had a great platform, now you have an even more elevated one to do a whole lotta good. Carry the torch, Todd.

    Congratulations to you and the Lenderama crew for making Tony G’s list.

  15. 15 JeffX December 31, 2007 at 7:41 pm

    Damn…I wish you had carried this on longer Todd…

  16. 16 Andy Kaufman December 31, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    I too wish that it could have gone on a bit longer. I get sad thinking of all the potentially great content that never got posted. Trying to follow in the footsteps of FSJ is tough, tough work.

    BTW- The breadth of the possible implication across the RE.net was damn impressive. Although I had a feeling that it was Todd from the start, the mis-info was plentiful.

  17. 18 Fake Geno January 1, 2008 at 3:35 am

    I don’t know what you guys are talking about.. Peace..

  18. 19 Russell Shaw January 1, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Sorry for crossing you, Loren. :-)

  19. 20 Ines January 2, 2008 at 5:21 am

    I am so bummed out!! You should have definitely kept it a little bit longer. It was fun while it lasted!


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